INDONESIAN VS AMERICAN

> > >INDONESIAN VS AMERICAN
> > >======================
> > >Tersebutlah seorang Insinyur Indonesia (Indonesian Engineer) yang
> > >bekerja di Amerika. Sebagai seorang warga Asia, dia punya krisis
> > >kepercayaan diri, sehingga terus menerus berusaha meyakinkan semua
> > >orang sono bahwa dia sama baiknya dengan orang Amerika.
> > >
> > >Sewaktu sedang meeting di kantor, dia bicara dengan bossnya yang
orang
> > >Amerika:
> > >Indonesian: Boss, I am as good as you.
> > >American  : Why?
> > >Indonesian: I have job in US, You have job in US, We are the same.
> > >American  : Make sense, it's OK.
> > >
> > >Sewaktu pulang kantor, di parkiran mobil dia berkata lagi:
> > >Indonesian: Hey, I am as good as you.
> > >American  : Why?
> > >Indonesian: I have my own car, You have your own car, We are the
> > >               same.
> > >American  : Ok, no problem.
> > >
> > >Besoknya, pagi-pagi dia berkata lagi:
> > >Indonesian: Hey,  I am as good as you.
> > >American  : (Tanpa bertanya lagi) Ok, Ok, no problem.
> > >
> > >Untuk semakin meningkatkan kepercayaan diri, insinyur Indonesia
ini
> > >segera pindah rumah, satu kompleks dengan orang Amerika tadi.
Pagi-
> > >pagi, sewaktu mau berangkat ke Kantor, di depan pintu rumah,
dengan
> > >    bangganya dia berkata lagi dengan orang Amerika  tadi:
> > >Indonesian: Hey, now, I am better than you.
> > >American  : Why? So far you always tell me that you are as good as
me.
> > >Indonesian: Yes, but now I am better than you.
> > >American  : Why?
> > >Indonesian: Because, my neighboor is American, but your neighboor
is
> > >             Indonesian.